18 Funny Friendship Quotes To Make You Laugh

18 Funny Friendship Quotes To Make You Laugh
No one can make you laugh quite the way your friends can and there’s nothing like sharing a few funny friendship quotes with those closest to you to make your day shine a bit brighter.
Here are 18 of my favorite funny friendship quotes to share with those you love. I hope you enjoy these funny friendship quotes as much as I like sharing them with you!
1. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” ~ Bernard Meltzer
2. “There are three faithful friends an old wife an old dog and ready money.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
3. “Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.” ~ Spike Milligan
4. “A true friend stabs you in the front.” ~ Oscar Wilde
5. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” ~ Anonymous
6. “An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” ~ Jim Hayes
7. “Give me one friend just one who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” ~ Esther M. Clark
8. “Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.” ~ Anonymous
9. “I have lost friends some by dath others through sheer inability to cross the street.” ~ Virginia Woolf
10. “Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.” ~ Thomas Jones
11. “I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!” ~ Archie Bunker
12. “It takes a long time to grow an old friend.” ~ John Leonard
13. “We must hang together or surely we shall hang separately.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
14. “Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.” ~ Anonymous
15. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and have her nonsense respected.” ~ Charles Lamb
16. “You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” ~ Winnie the Pooh
17 “Good friends good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” ~ Mark Twain
18. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ~ C.S. Lewis
As you can see funny friendship quotes are a great way to remember what makes our friendships so special and our friends so dear. Share a few of these funny friendship quotes with the friends who make your life a brighter and your days a delight.

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